Equipment Opportunity
Congratulations Mister Brando,
My Father was Minster of Flatulance for the governmaent of Iberia until his recent untimely passing of stone from kidney. While sorting out his personal affairs it was discovered that he was in possession of an bundeler of straw into bales of a rectengulor shape. I would like to bring this equipment to the United States but as there is no official documentation showing this possession it would take many a month of paper work to accomplish my mission task. If instead I make purchase to you this straw compacting equipment and we deliver it ourselves then red tape can be made to not appear. To begin quickly this process before it becomes seeing by the authorities please make trasfer of $436.68 in cashier check to Cloud 9 Ranch. Upon which I may hasten to make delivery of equipment to your oasis. The sooner moneys arrive then sooner you might begin the joyous excitement of compacting your lush grasses into bundles of a stackable nature.
Humbly your’s
Johnny Huckunhuhukura
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